Anagrams of Media Outlets That Reveal Their Sinister 420-Friendly Agenda,...
SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good idea. I’ve tried it (back in the day) and it was WORSE than anything that happened to HUNTER BIDEN. I “toked up” with some buddies in Kentucky and woke up 4 days...
View ArticleMy Last Thoughts as My Chair Tipped Over Backwards That One Time in 3rd Grade
The last song I’m ever gonna hear was “Hot Crossed Buns.” This is karma for not doing anything when I saw Seth burn that caterpillar with a magnifying glass. At least I won’t have to take that math...
View Article8-Year-Olds Declare Their Independence from Eating Vegetables
When in the Course of kid events, it becomes necessary for one generation to ignore the no fair food rules of another, and to eat the yummy things to which the Laws of Nature and Chef Boyardee entitle...
View ArticleEverybody Loves Raymond, Got It?
I have to pause this. Now listen. In this household, everybody loves Raymond. That means everybody. Liking Him is not enough. You can feel that way about Marie, Robert, or even Robert’s ex-wife. That’s...
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